Thursday, July 30, 2009

'i'm not humping! I'm settling.' -j
"the thought plickens...." - eric

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

'There's black people! It looks like a zoo!' -eric
"what do you call 3 spinks in a row? A lawnmower." - eric

Monday, July 27, 2009

"dildos are people too...." - E

Sunday, July 26, 2009

'i never claimed to know everything. And i certainly don't always know what i'm doing.' -j

Monday, July 20, 2009

"baby an you put some egg in my mouth?" - T "wait aren't you supposed to say that to him?" - H
"i want more ketchup in my life." - T
" it's like september 14th is a secret!" - T

Sunday, July 19, 2009

"Want me to quief some cheese on your salad?" --E

Sunday, July 12, 2009

"does he like come from some country where like 5 isn't 5?" - D
"danielle syndrome...." - d
'so. After you pee, does that mean you've taken the coffee out of the honey mustard?' -t
"i just want to put my face in it...." - T

Thursday, July 9, 2009

...And the penis would look so odd by itself...

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Her ass affects where the dvd case is...lucky bitch-- E on J-Lo's ass

Saturday, July 4, 2009

'sarcastic verbal art.' -j
'more like the ladyless tramp!' -e

Thursday, July 2, 2009

"you get 2 sip's for every 80 gallon pull." - J
"it's like trying to blow air into a tire without a jack." - J