Stop it, you retarded little t-rex! -J

She went from sexual to auto-cannabalism, i couldn't take it

"why'd you hit me?" "cause it's fun and it's free." - Tio and Titi

"mr. morehead, as in more head than hair." - Mari

"I mean rhode island, you've got whipped cream... But california?!?" -T on the intervention duster

"october." "that's not a day that's a month." .... "how about october first." "oh well yeah, october." - T and J

"hey baby." "oh teresa's making breakfast tonight." - J and Dave

"she's plickering." - Dave

"it's just cruel because you can't blog it." - Dave

"making post-its for breakfast...." - J

"He could've definitely killed the senator in that 2 guys 1 horse video." - T

"if i'm going to need back surgery because of my chest, he's going to need hip surgery by the time he's 30." - T

'do you think he always feels like he's running a three legged race?' -dave

"i wanna do that like, yesterday!" - T

'you should hear the noises she makes!' -EZ (tom)

'i'm in new jersey, but i did just fart..' -tim

'where were you?' 'having a BM.' 'from mcdonalds?' customers at the home depot.

'where were you?' 'having a BM.' 'from mcdonalds?' customers at the home depot.

"there's no more graby graby softness." - T

"you should twat waffle." - chelsea

"can i use your finger, mines full of dirty stuff." - T

That weed smells like god's vagina-wilma

Oh shit, someone turned Edgar into a cartoon...--T

Taublstone

If you wanna puke on the lawn, you have to eat the grass...--Dave

Do you wanna have your ass sucked out and feel it? Or just drown? -Bryan

"no wonder that guy didn't wanna move in with her.... would you wanna smell cooter all day?" - T

"it's not incest unless you have children...-dave"