"i got motor boated the other day and then i got titty fucked." - Marri

'cameron. Can you turn around for a second?' '...' 'do you see that blue drink?' -d and c

"that just landed on my face." "well you should've opened your mouth wider." ...."i can't open my eye.... It's sticky.... It burns." Dave and E

"i clean to make the pain go away..." -J

"he's fucked, like scissorhands fucked...." - Taufiqul

'what? Is this guy walking the tree??' -j

'humping?! That was half a hump! I have to bring it all the way down and up again to be humping!!' -j

'what? You've never had an itch that moves?' 'yeah. It's called Teresa.' -t and j

"man, we were up there.. there's a lot of, like, down." - Taufiqul

'i went to mark twain's house. He's dead.'

'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got extra. So. Why not.. be born?' -dar, on having a small ego to be a parent.

'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got extra. So. Why not.. be born?' -dar, on having a small ego to be a parent.

When im throwing up i dont feel the need to touch my taint...--wise one

"it's like the 80's threw up.... A flock of seagull's called, they want their hairdo back...." - Jen

".... aisle vialators...." "what did you just call me? .... sounds like a rapist around every corner." - T and J

"i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup today." "did you say we or you?" D and J

"i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup today." "did you say we or you?" D and J

'can i have a side of something other than that?' -j

"this is so cute.... It's kinda giving me a headache." - T

"i'm about to spread some butter on your ass toast!" - D