"Do you wanna have an invigorating love drink with me?" - T

"Foldy ass coupon." - T "Wow, i have a lot of alcoho.. No i have a lot of a little bit of alcohol." - T

"My teeth feel like they're melting." - T "STOP SAYING THINGS!" - E

"Distance makes the heart grow fonder." - E "It's fucking fond dude.. It hurts!" - T

"Edgar, you do realize what happens now.." - T "What?" - E "NOTHING!" - T

*cough, cough, cough.... spit* - T

'need a hand?' -james. To a man with a plastic arm. AH.

'What's a woody?' 'ma! What's a guy get in the morning?' 'OH! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!' -people at the Sharades gig.

'stop smoking with commitment..' kari

I didn't have a desire to squish it through my teeth. - D

'okay. Twice.' -james

'that was a smart word and a dumb word..' -james

Whatever. HEAD HURTS.... - T

What? Tell dan to take back his blanket when he sleeps. I stole it. Couldn't take it. Freezing. Fan off. Fuck windows. Cold. - T

"Vagiant...." - D "That's like Wayne if he was a girl." - T

"Sss.... Is he in fact correct?" - T "No" - E

When Teresa's around, you have to hide your mattress..... - D

I can't do it, it makes me snot. - T

"so what's his last name?" - E thinks.... "i stole a piece of mail!" - T

That blows, im here, coming in the back.... - D

'i kinda have a nonaggressive crush.. well, if you don't count the knives.' -james

'going through a yellow light while It's still yellow means 7 1/2 minutes of good sex.' 'so, that's, like 2 1/2 times!' t & james

So i squatted behind some shrub and a garbage can.... - T

Oh no. And my message just proved how wrecked i am. - T

I LOVE YOU. if knows the girl i was named after and his dad drinks at my dad.s bar. and She's a on the side kid, too. IT SO WEIRD.- T

'that shit's laced with more pot.' -james

'they have a, you know, an open relationship. she does her thing, he does her thing..' -dominick (sharades 'groupie')

The drinks are strong and I want to show off my tits. - T

I was so mal-new-tour-ished. -e

Somebody! Oar! -e

You can suck my left nut in your right back. -e

They won't know were drunk if we shhh.... - Sarah

Drowning in a strangers urine is a bad way to go. - Sarah

Stupid pezbian enigma wannabe

she totally grew up fat.. or mentally ill and had surgery to reverse it. -t

The sweet ones are the ones that follow you to your car and kill so that they can make love to you body. - Jaimie

You should see i have a really good semi! - D

'it looks like your lips are chapped. You can trust me to be honest, i have to be seen with you.' -t

"i'm not sure if i want to clove eat clove, or eat clove?" - T "you don't want to eat clove.... It might be nasty." - D

You need to give me some lotion to make it better. - Wayne

That means i had more than on this hand. - T

I think i just popped a safety pin. - Derek

Hide me in my bosom. - Derek .... Derek was right

"2009 best lesbian erotica?"
"yeah, you know, they're good to have. and you can't pass it up when you see it for a dollar at a tag sale."
"i've never seen erotica at a tag sale."
"yea i meant used book store."
-t&e

My nipple feels like leather.... It feels like.... Touch it! - D

'Fuck you, sneeze.' -e

I have to eat here.... I don't have a fork! - T

I just looked at the time and it's not even there, but i know it's time for me to go. - T

Better stickage.... - E

How'd she cut herself? She didn't cut herself.... Well she did do it by herself.... - E

Beh.. Bleh.... I can't even see it. - T

'i will write on your face while you're awake!' -e

There's a lot of times where your mouth has to go pbh.... How are you going to write that you can't write that. - T

I'm already turning into a Taubl. - T

Because T9 did it, it's right?! - E

Chaos - 'I don't want you to be done.'