"the only thing that was holding her up was the weight of her love." - T

She totally could have fallen to her death with no pants on...and i didnt care -T

I want to meet this Abdul kid, will he like my boobs?! Like, can he do something with them? Cause this is good pot! -T

I want to meet this Abdul kid, will he like my boobs?! Like, can he do something with them? Cause this is good pot! -T

'honey. I love you. Can we change the sheets.' -dave

Of course you dont you pot-head bitch -E about T

'...he acted like you!' -d

Foddley....the oddly fair parents...-E

"it's like hanna montana, the best of both worlds." - Heather

"it's like taking a shot and realizing nobody's ready, and holding it in your mouth until they are." - T

"look at you committing federal offenses." - D

"i'm like son of a cow, i'm done!" - T

"i wonder if my t9 has dill" - E

"dilfish. Not dill fish." -dan

"are you serious....? is today april fools day?" - D

"i like saying polyurethane." - D

"it's my alarm so i don't get pregnant...." - T

"it's always going to be me.... In the dining room.... With the fork." - T

'i said take a bite! You munched the whole thing! You didn't even take it to dinner!' -j

"i didn't want to explode pancake all over your back!" - T

"i don't like my coffee like my color....." - random gist at deney's....

"boys like girls stank." - Julia

"you're part lesbian...." - E "yeah there's a little nub and my tongue wants to touch it." - T

"and i'm really sorry if i caulk the windows shut.... I don't know.... They do it!" - T

"wow i like that there, it's really pretty, like god is pointing at it" - T on the new position of her 'pot dresser'

Not Done yet take the tape off the pot dresser and measure how long the bunny acid is would ya -j, via a bad t9 text

"he's the only half cripple i knew that could play volleyball well...." - Jaimie

"there's solid's in my foam." - D

"is sandaura's box the same as pandora's box?" - D

"did you ever see his retarted face?" - Chelsea

"going.... wait.... what? let me see what time i have to work...." - J

"why do i feel like i'm 98 degrees.... no pun intended...." - E

"i feel like a cat's licking my throat." - D

Ampersand to you?!? What?!?! --T

"baby, is our bread moldy yet?" - T

'i just want it to be done and over with.. and i just made a bubble with my mouth.' -t

"can you get off my boyfriend so we can go for a walk?" "like the asian pot you cook in?" - eric and D

'do you have any kind of salad entree?' -derek 'um. No. We have chicken.' -kfc drive through lady

"if i get hit by a honda i'm gonna be pissed." - dave

"speak of the devil and she'll show up on a ford taurus." - austin

"duck.... duck.... duck.... SPIC!" - austin

".... crusty cougar bitch...." - austin

"does that shirt come with a dildo?" - random asshole

"it's like masturbating with a cheese grater." - austin

"i feel like i'm chewing shit" - e

"you're hot like sheri lewis on my face." "sheri lewis should never be incorporated into a sex joke.... fucking sock puppets." - edgar and austin

"the graham cracker crust is yeast infection." "or proof she wipes back to front." - edgar and austin

"what does strawberry shortcake's menstration taste like?" "go to friendly's and get the strawberry sauce." .....

"brazilian tuna taco" - e

"edgar your fem bots broken...." - austin

'so one went for a walk and the other went swimmin'?' -j

"i'm going to pay you so that i can follow you...." - sharon

"give me a stick and a floor and i'm good." - derrick

Mmm i love bawls..to drink...

"you can't cook bad breakfast if you have a great ass." - Dave

"i was going to newark to tutor and i just missed the last murder...." - sky

"don't even put the tip in, i don't want to die." - J

"you guys were the ones who wanted me to year tighter tights, you're either going to one trunk or two." - kp

'is dave's real name daniel?' 'um. No.' 'well, that's what it says on the mail.' '..uh. DAN's real name is daniel!' j & t

"when she said box to her right, i thought she meant her vagina...." - Dave

'i can't get my thing off cuz i'm high.' -james

"just prepokey thing" - T

"pokey thing.... Produce a pokey thing!" - T

"you knows a master concocter?" - T