"i can see her ribs through her tit's." - D

"You look like an orange orca..." -E

"my back's gonna feel like anus tomorrow." - D

Okay, this is the first long post on here, but I have to recount the story exactly as it happened....

So I'm in the raspberry field and this little boy across the way starts bragging about how he filled his pint in 20 minutes and yadda yadda yadda.... The little girl next to him was jealous, and walked up to him and said, "I have a lot of balls too!" The boy looked at her for a split second and blurts out, "No you don't! You're a girl! You have a COOTER!" Needless to say, I nearly pissed myself laughing in the sweltering heat of the raspberry fields.

"i'm paying 5.99 for a pint of assberries." - random person at raspberry field

"this is like the narnia bush.... A beavers gonna come out and start talking to us." - random person at raspberry field

"they must have a high suicide rate." (referring to Lyman Orchard field workers) - random person at strawberry field

"the potential asbestos strawberries." - random person at strawberry field

'did you see how we got this pile of pussy to follow us?' -paul

'It's like being on the under twenty one side of toad's place.'-paul

"he used to shoot people in the face, now look at him." - J

"you'd have to be like homeless stumbling!" - D

"michael jackson died so don't accuse me of liking someone younger." - J

"who needs food when you have coffee cloves and alcohol...." - D

"deaf.a.t's" - D

"who needs polly pocket when you have maria." - E

"legally i'm illegal." - T

'what is that called? Gibberish?' -james. On speaking in tongues.

"as long as he skull fucks me and rapes my ass til it comes out the back of my throat...." - who else would say that

'i could totally see why i would do that.' -james

'good sex fixes everything.' -t 'not Gonorrhea.' -bill

"wasn't dead." - T

"the ring toe on this finger." - T

'i'm just hairless like a rex cat.' -james

"I wish that was a spork and you'd spork yourself." - E

'when i crap on cars, i dent. So you better watch what you say.' -james

"when i think about you i adjust myself...." - J

"Sex grime and beach time.... Ehmm...." - E

"don't touch me i'm stuck!" - T

"watching someone play with someone else, it's just weird." - J

"instead of friends they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims.... Edgar that's us.. We could be sociopaths!" - T

"it's like define 'the'.." - T

"what happens at the bin tonight stays at the bin." - Donna

"wow. I never thought hi would be on my back." - D

'dan's got soft skin like you. It's just furry on top.' -james

'oh. Queen of the damned. And stewart townsend! It's the only movie i liked him in! I'm salvating.' -d

'you're decently high?! This is the kid that gets high and can't work for four days?! Dude, did you ever mow the lawn?!' -james on d

'that was DUMB! yeah. Let's light a flame upside down! OW!!' -d

'you could organize it like a fucking square dance!' -d

'It's wake and bake, and i helped!' -t

Wow. You've got a lot of vertebre. -e

'i think you're most beautiful in the morning.. cuz you're still here.' -james

"You are so evil now...." - E

"it's like urban camoflage.... I can totally hide in a library." - J

'Fucking clown ass damaged my foot.' -d

"fally and stupid...." - T

"Everyday is the first of May for Teresa...." - D

"kiTty Has StiCky whiPs." - D (his first words)

"God is sending you those headache's for a reason." - Pat

"Uh oh Teresa's on the ceiling...." E & D

"It means i'm not a whore." - D

"you fuck it you buy it." - J

"Nooo neeeigh never" - D

'fisting?' 'i thought that was illegal.' e and james

"I hated you both the first time i met you." - James

"What's the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus?" - L "Jesus' lazy eye...." - Kara

"I'm talking about large arms big heads...." Kara