"I mean, I like girls! Me plus clit equals good time!" -T

"lady gaga scares me.... she makes not feel right." - Amber

"bibity bopity pot" - E

"Put strange things through the hole that you create..."-- the Derek

"Your penis is not a bone!" "Ahhh...but sometimes it is.." D and t on stress fractures of the elderly

"Yessss! Im going to anally destroy you!!" heather

'well don't try! When you go to the bathroom, you don't try, right?' derek from the HD lot.

"i think i've had my period longer than you guys dated"-liz

"She IS tempurpedic" --E

"Jesus is in your nipple"--Marcus

"It's a mix of blind and fucked up on pills.."--Brenna

"i'm like fondling the cookies...." - Darren

'what?You don't wanna be a grandmother?' t to mom. 'what the hell you asking her for?It's not her choice! You kids are stupid always asking your parents!" -nani

"even if they were sexually involved, what would happen?? He can't knock her up!" -t's grandma nani

"My shit's tighter than a snare drum.."-caroline

"I'm imbibed with cum.."-The Derek

"I thought you were lighting my butt.." -wise one

"are you going to dance?" - Sky

'It's like pathological vomit in my mouth.' -sarah

"mmm it's like dancing, on your tongue." - E

"no one wants to sit in bacaloa bay." - Ty

"i don't know how to get a hold of Toothpick." - T

"you like sucking on tea sac's?" - Taufiqul

"Every neighbor knows you fuck incredibly loud" -- E

"i got motor boated the other day and then i got titty fucked." - Marri

'cameron. Can you turn around for a second?' '...' 'do you see that blue drink?' -d and c

"that just landed on my face." "well you should've opened your mouth wider." ...."i can't open my eye.... It's sticky.... It burns." Dave and E

"i clean to make the pain go away..." -J

"he's fucked, like scissorhands fucked...." - Taufiqul

'what? Is this guy walking the tree??' -j

'humping?! That was half a hump! I have to bring it all the way down and up again to be humping!!' -j

'what? You've never had an itch that moves?' 'yeah. It's called Teresa.' -t and j

"man, we were up there.. there's a lot of, like, down." - Taufiqul

'i went to mark twain's house. He's dead.'

'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got extra. So. Why not.. be born?' -dar, on having a small ego to be a parent.

'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got extra. So. Why not.. be born?' -dar, on having a small ego to be a parent.

When im throwing up i dont feel the need to touch my taint...--wise one

"it's like the 80's threw up.... A flock of seagull's called, they want their hairdo back...." - Jen

".... aisle vialators...." "what did you just call me? .... sounds like a rapist around every corner." - T and J

"i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup today." "did you say we or you?" D and J

"i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup today." "did you say we or you?" D and J

'can i have a side of something other than that?' -j

"this is so cute.... It's kinda giving me a headache." - T