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laughter scrawled across empty pages, the backs of our hands, notebooks, napkins, receipts, walls and envelopes..
***warning***
this blog contains an over use of four letter words, references to drugs and alcohol, things that may be disgustingly sexual, comments that might be considered racist and/or offensive, and is, in general, not something you want your children reading.
we take no responsibility for pissing yourself, vomiting a little or a lot, snarfing, sharting (if you do that kind of thing), or any other bodily expulsion that could cause you to ruin furniture, clothing, your computer or anything else around you, offending you (or your family, friends, neighbors, enemies or pets), or any other negative or unejoyed experiences.
you have been warned.
read at your own risk.
call us what you will,
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
keeping tabs
it never gets old
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- "i'm about to spread some butter on your ass toast...
- "this is so cute.... It's kinda giving me a headac...
- 'can i have a side of something other than that?' -j
- "i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup toda...
- "i practically took a bath in raspberry syrup toda...
- ".... aisle vialators...." "what did you just call...
- "it's like the 80's threw up.... A flock of seagul...
- When im throwing up i dont feel the need to touch ...
- 'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got ext...
- 'We're here, we're growing tomatoes. We've got ext...
- 'i went to mark twain's house. He's dead.'
- "man, we were up there.. there's a lot of, like, d...
- 'what? You've never had an itch that moves?' 'yeah...
- 'humping?! That was half a hump! I have to bring i...
- 'what? Is this guy walking the tree??' -j
- "he's fucked, like scissorhands fucked...." - Tauf...
- "i clean to make the pain go away..." -J
- "that just landed on my face." "well you should'v...
- 'cameron. Can you turn around for a second?' '...'...
- "i got motor boated the other day and then i got t...
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A movie? Damnit. Can't remember...
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