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laughter scrawled across empty pages, the backs of our hands, notebooks, napkins, receipts, walls and envelopes..
***warning***
this blog contains an over use of four letter words, references to drugs and alcohol, things that may be disgustingly sexual, comments that might be considered racist and/or offensive, and is, in general, not something you want your children reading.
we take no responsibility for pissing yourself, vomiting a little or a lot, snarfing, sharting (if you do that kind of thing), or any other bodily expulsion that could cause you to ruin furniture, clothing, your computer or anything else around you, offending you (or your family, friends, neighbors, enemies or pets), or any other negative or unejoyed experiences.
you have been warned.
read at your own risk.
call us what you will,
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
keeping tabs
it never gets old
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May
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- Chaos - 'I don't want you to be done.'
- Because T9 did it, it's right?! - E
- I'm already turning into a Taubl. - T
- There's a lot of times where your mouth has to go ...
- 'i will write on your face while you're awake!' -e
- Beh.. Bleh.... I can't even see it. - T
- How'd she cut herself? She didn't cut herself.... ...
- Better stickage.... - E
- I just looked at the time and it's not even there,...
- I have to eat here.... I don't have a fork! - T
- 'Fuck you, sneeze.' -e
- My nipple feels like leather.... It feels like.......
- "2009 best lesbian erotica?" "yeah, you know, they...
- Hide me in my bosom. - Derek .... Derek was right
- I think i just popped a safety pin. - Derek
- That means i had more than on this hand. - T
- You need to give me some lotion to make it better....
- "i'm not sure if i want to clove eat clove, or eat...
- 'it looks like your lips are chapped. You can trus...
- You should see i have a really good semi! - D
- The sweet ones are the ones that follow you to you...
- she totally grew up fat.. or mentally ill and had...
- Stupid pezbian enigma wannabe
- Drowning in a strangers urine is a bad way to go. ...
- They won't know were drunk if we shhh.... - Sarah
- You can suck my left nut in your right back. -e
- Somebody! Oar! -e
- I was so mal-new-tour-ished. -e
- The drinks are strong and I want to show off my ti...
- 'they have a, you know, an open relationship. she ...
- 'that shit's laced with more pot.' -james
- I LOVE YOU. if knows the girl i was named after an...
- Oh no. And my message just proved how wrecked i am...
- So i squatted behind some shrub and a garbage can....
- 'going through a yellow light while It's still yel...
- 'i kinda have a nonaggressive crush.. well, if you...
- That blows, im here, coming in the back.... - D
- "so what's his last name?" - E thinks.... "i stole...
- I can't do it, it makes me snot. - T
- When Teresa's around, you have to hide your mattre...
- "Sss.... Is he in fact correct?" - T "No" - E
- "Vagiant...." - D "That's like Wayne if he was a g...
- What? Tell dan to take back his blanket when he sl...
- Whatever. HEAD HURTS.... - T
- 'that was a smart word and a dumb word..' -james
- 'okay. Twice.' -james
- I didn't have a desire to squish it through my tee...
- 'stop smoking with commitment..' kari
- 'What's a woody?' 'ma! What's a guy get in the mor...
- 'need a hand?' -james. To a man with a plastic arm...
- *cough, cough, cough.... spit* - T
- "Edgar, you do realize what happens now.." - T "Wh...
- "Distance makes the heart grow fonder." - E "It's ...
- "My teeth feel like they're melting." - T "STOP SA...
- "Foldy ass coupon." - T "Wow, i have a lot of alco...
- "Do you wanna have an invigorating love drink with...
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i don't even remember saying that!
ReplyDeletelol it was when you were smoking your clove, and it was about to go out and you became very sad....
ReplyDeletelol!!! hahaha.
ReplyDeleteokay. that totally sounds like me.