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laughter scrawled across empty pages, the backs of our hands, notebooks, napkins, receipts, walls and envelopes..
***warning***
this blog contains an over use of four letter words, references to drugs and alcohol, things that may be disgustingly sexual, comments that might be considered racist and/or offensive, and is, in general, not something you want your children reading.
we take no responsibility for pissing yourself, vomiting a little or a lot, snarfing, sharting (if you do that kind of thing), or any other bodily expulsion that could cause you to ruin furniture, clothing, your computer or anything else around you, offending you (or your family, friends, neighbors, enemies or pets), or any other negative or unejoyed experiences.
you have been warned.
read at your own risk.
call us what you will,
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
keeping tabs
it never gets old
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- "you knows a master concocter?" - T
- "pokey thing.... Produce a pokey thing!" - T
- "just prepokey thing" - T
- 'i can't get my thing off cuz i'm high.' -james
- "when she said box to her right, i thought she mea...
- 'is dave's real name daniel?' 'um. No.' 'well, tha...
- "you guys were the ones who wanted me to year tigh...
- "don't even put the tip in, i don't want to die." - J
- "i was going to newark to tutor and i just missed ...
- "you can't cook bad breakfast if you have a great ...
- Mmm i love bawls..to drink...
- "give me a stick and a floor and i'm good." - derrick
- "i'm going to pay you so that i can follow you.......
- 'so one went for a walk and the other went swimmin...
- "edgar your fem bots broken...." - austin
- "brazilian tuna taco" - e
- "what does strawberry shortcake's menstration tast...
- "the graham cracker crust is yeast infection." "or...
- "you're hot like sheri lewis on my face." "sheri l...
- "i feel like i'm chewing shit" - e
- "it's like masturbating with a cheese grater." - a...
- "does that shirt come with a dildo?" - random asshole
- ".... crusty cougar bitch...." - austin
- "duck.... duck.... duck.... SPIC!" - austin
- "speak of the devil and she'll show up on a ford t...
- "if i get hit by a honda i'm gonna be pissed." - dave
- 'do you have any kind of salad entree?' -derek 'um...
- "can you get off my boyfriend so we can go for a w...
- 'i just want it to be done and over with.. and i j...
- "baby, is our bread moldy yet?" - T
- Ampersand to you?!? What?!?! --T
- "i feel like a cat's licking my throat." - D
- "why do i feel like i'm 98 degrees.... no pun inte...
- "going.... wait.... what? let me see what time i h...
- "did you ever see his retarted face?" - Chelsea
- "is sandaura's box the same as pandora's box?" - D
- "there's solid's in my foam." - D
- "he's the only half cripple i knew that could play...
- Not Done yet take the tape off the pot dresser and...
- "wow i like that there, it's really pretty, like g...
- "and i'm really sorry if i caulk the windows shut....
- "you're part lesbian...." - E "yeah there's a litt...
- "boys like girls stank." - Julia
- "i don't like my coffee like my color....." - rand...
- "i didn't want to explode pancake all over your ba...
- 'i said take a bite! You munched the whole thing! ...
- "it's always going to be me.... In the dining room...
- "it's my alarm so i don't get pregnant...." - T
- "i like saying polyurethane." - D
- "are you serious....? is today april fools day?" - D
- "dilfish. Not dill fish." -dan
- "i wonder if my t9 has dill" - E
- "i'm like son of a cow, i'm done!" - T
- "look at you committing federal offenses." - D
- "it's like taking a shot and realizing nobody's re...
- "it's like hanna montana, the best of both worlds....
- Foddley....the oddly fair parents...-E
- '...he acted like you!' -d
- Of course you dont you pot-head bitch -E about T
- 'honey. I love you. Can we change the sheets.' -dave
- I want to meet this Abdul kid, will he like my boo...
- I want to meet this Abdul kid, will he like my boo...
- She totally could have fallen to her death with no...
- "the only thing that was holding her up was the we...
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