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laughter scrawled across empty pages, the backs of our hands, notebooks, napkins, receipts, walls and envelopes..
***warning***
this blog contains an over use of four letter words, references to drugs and alcohol, things that may be disgustingly sexual, comments that might be considered racist and/or offensive, and is, in general, not something you want your children reading.
we take no responsibility for pissing yourself, vomiting a little or a lot, snarfing, sharting (if you do that kind of thing), or any other bodily expulsion that could cause you to ruin furniture, clothing, your computer or anything else around you, offending you (or your family, friends, neighbors, enemies or pets), or any other negative or unejoyed experiences.
you have been warned.
read at your own risk.
call us what you will,
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
we are three but one.
none of this has to
make any sense to you.
keeping tabs
it never gets old
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2009
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June
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- "I'm talking about large arms big heads...." Kara
- "What's the difference between jesus and a paintin...
- "I hated you both the first time i met you." - James
- 'fisting?' 'i thought that was illegal.' e and james
- "Nooo neeeigh never" - D
- "you fuck it you buy it." - J
- "It means i'm not a whore." - D
- "Uh oh Teresa's on the ceiling...." E & D
- "God is sending you those headache's for a reason....
- "kiTty Has StiCky whiPs." - D (his first words)
- "Everyday is the first of May for Teresa...." - D
- "fally and stupid...." - T
- 'Fucking clown ass damaged my foot.' -d
- "it's like urban camoflage.... I can totally hide ...
- "You are so evil now...." - E
- 'i think you're most beautiful in the morning.. cu...
- Wow. You've got a lot of vertebre. -e
- 'It's wake and bake, and i helped!' -t
- 'you could organize it like a fucking square dance...
- 'that was DUMB! yeah. Let's light a flame upside ...
- 'you're decently high?! This is the kid that gets ...
- 'oh. Queen of the damned. And stewart townsend! It...
- 'dan's got soft skin like you. It's just furry on ...
- "wow. I never thought hi would be on my back." - D
- "what happens at the bin tonight stays at the bin....
- "it's like define 'the'.." - T
- "instead of friends they have victims and accompli...
- "watching someone play with someone else, it's jus...
- "don't touch me i'm stuck!" - T
- "Sex grime and beach time.... Ehmm...." - E
- "when i think about you i adjust myself...." - J
- 'when i crap on cars, i dent. So you better watch ...
- "I wish that was a spork and you'd spork yourself....
- 'i'm just hairless like a rex cat.' -james
- "the ring toe on this finger." - T
- "wasn't dead." - T
- 'good sex fixes everything.' -t 'not Gonorrhea....
- 'i could totally see why i would do that.' -james
- "as long as he skull fucks me and rapes my ass til...
- 'what is that called? Gibberish?' -james. On speak...
- "legally i'm illegal." - T
- "who needs polly pocket when you have maria." - E
- "deaf.a.t's" - D
- "who needs food when you have coffee cloves and al...
- "michael jackson died so don't accuse me of liking...
- "you'd have to be like homeless stumbling!" - D
- "he used to shoot people in the face, now look at ...
- 'It's like being on the under twenty one side of t...
- 'did you see how we got this pile of pussy to foll...
- "the potential asbestos strawberries." - random p...
- "they must have a high suicide rate." (referring t...
- "this is like the narnia bush.... A beavers gonna ...
- "i'm paying 5.99 for a pint of assberries." - ran...
- Okay, this is the first long post on here, but I h...
- "my back's gonna feel like anus tomorrow." - D
- "You look like an orange orca..." -E
- "i can see her ribs through her tit's." - D
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June
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"no one could touch what heath ledgar did." -e
ReplyDelete"that's what they said about jack nicholson." -dave
"yeah, but jack nicholson" -e
"wasn't dead!" -t
(it's funnier with the whole thing)