Okay, this is the first long post on here, but I have to recount the story exactly as it happened....

So I'm in the raspberry field and this little boy across the way starts bragging about how he filled his pint in 20 minutes and yadda yadda yadda.... The little girl next to him was jealous, and walked up to him and said, "I have a lot of balls too!" The boy looked at her for a split second and blurts out, "No you don't! You're a girl! You have a COOTER!" Needless to say, I nearly pissed myself laughing in the sweltering heat of the raspberry fields.